I hope Rick Santorum orders a chocolate lava cake from Dominos and when he finally gets it and bites into it there is’t any chocolate lava sauce, only empty promises and hot air.
I hope that no one ever clicks “read more” on Rick Santorum’s feels posts.
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally insults Chuck Norris and immediately apologizes only to realize that Chuck always accepts apologies with roundhouse kicks.
I hope Rick Santorum spends two hours making a perfect replica of his family, including the pets, in The Sims, but as soon as he tries to move them to a lot the game crashes.
CAUSE YOUR FOES DON’T DANCE AND IF THEY DON’T DANCE, WELL THEY’RE NO FOES OF MINE
(Source: asuddenbutinevitablebetrayal)
Not gonna lie, but Ursula looks like Brian Dennehy in drag.
Hulk and his new Toy..
the ENTIRE theater died laughing at this bit. Not even joking.
the wheeze that followed ten seconds later nearly killed me.
(Source: assvenger)
